freud, shoes and cocaine. A few days ago I had to walk a pair of shoes really unintelligent, just to make a cast of English, and after walking for a while 'two maritozzi instead of feet I decided to try to see if one of the many shoe shops of Via Nazionale there is something reasonable in terms of price and convenience. go into a shop with my friend Susan, I see a nice pair of shoes, I measure them. the guy in the shop brings me to the right and makes me measure, moving seamlessly from her to you. while the guy goes to the left susanna take me out this story of her and you and I say that I happen to school with the students, there are formulas that you learn to like, "Excuse" but rest conversation is fundamentally thou. and I told myself that I want to teach him to give her because of their use of you is neither the result of choice or of boldness, nor love for egalitarianism, but only ignorance of linguistics. and as I said these words back to the guy with the left shoe. 
"ah you teach?" (Final passage to her, since I'm a teacher) "eh, in my day teachers regarded them as gods. No as' sti de Regazzini today. But you know what? We should all be more Freudian."
me and susanna: "...."
"because Freud said things, but then he goes 'to see' ... Freud wrote a book about cocaine, you know?"
me and susanna: "no".
"I called and cocaine." (Then Susan and I have checked, the book is actually named cocaine )
"that understood? This went to Bolivia or Colombia, and has tried cocaine. J'è and liked it. And c ' wrote a book "
I said," oh how nice, they are really comfortable shoes I take. "
"aho, see?" Says the guy turned to Susan, while giving you, but only because he does not know who teaches at the university. "I changed the subject!"
I said, 'no, no, please, excuse me, will continue "(and in the meantime go to the cashier).
"understand? Written a book which has the".
I said, 'Well, yes, even at the time cocaine and opium were used for purposes tarapeutici.
"yes, but the speech is another. Because I happen to her we do je 'na cigarette. And she smokes. Je ne and then do' n'artra and she smokes. And then je ne do 'and she begins to n'altra provaccia taste. she does, her, eh? doing? "
know it's a trick question. I find all my papers and I speak the truth: "Excuse me, but I do not follow anymore."
"eh, eh," he chuckles. "We write 'n book, no?"
"Ah ..."
me and susanna: "..."
me and susanna: "..."
me and susanna: "Thank you. Goodbye."
"I and cocaine when he calls the book. I no I , eh? I him, I freud. I and cocaine. He has proven and well j'è liked. "
"eh, now we go to Mel and we look for the book ... thank you, good morning."
"I and cocaine! ," he yells back.
I said, "but did not want to try on those boots in the window?"
susanna: "I changed my mind."
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